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With dusk comes the night

And with it no more light

A dreamy mist

Surround us as we kiss

We fall into bed

We could lye but instead

We injoy the pleasures of the flesh

CHORUS:

Cry for her minister

Cry with your sisters

For an angle has gone astray

So use this night to pray

Tonight love is gone

For here it does not belong

Lust fills are vains

And we let are fire raign

Harts beat louder than drums

To the point we're almost numb

CHORUS

Our passion is strong

As the fire fills our lungs

I bite on her ear

The ecstacy is almost here

As I pull her hair

Deeper down I go

And we both explode

CHORUS

Be at peace in the deep

Let it wash over you in your sleep

Dream the day away

And to night we well play

CHORUS

Posted
This is a strange kind of spam... perhaps it's a drunken post?

LOL.

It should've been titled better, but this was really a poem driveingnow wrote and posted as per conversation in IRC.

Posted
This is a strange kind of spam... perhaps it's a drunken post?

NO! in chat some one posted a poem they wrote I reviewed it and askif in kind would they review my'n, however i didn't have a web site to most it on so I put it in here.......

Posted
This is a strange kind of spam... perhaps it's a drunken post?

NO! in chat some one posted a poem they wrote I reviewed it and askif in kind would they review my'n, however i didn't have a web site to most it on so I put it in here.......

You sure you arn't drunk? Your keyboard usage is similare to that of a drunk person...

Posted

Once But Not Forever.

The riches that you owned back then,

The love, the wealth, the care,

I never had that fortune, no,

So proud to know you there,

You wore the finest clothes and,

The best that man could buy,

Rich beauty that you walked encloaked in,

I could but sit and cry,

You my hero, love and lust,

You my blinding star,

Oh all that time, I held you high,

But now you've fallen so far,

The radiance, the sparkle, glint,

The aura of your face,

I classed you as the Lady then,

Now you're mere disgrace,

You fell like angels tumbled to hell,

From the place that you held so dear,

All I could do is just gaze and just wait,

Only could I watch in fear,

You my hero, love and lust,

You my blinding star,

How did those times, I hold you so high,

How did you fall down so far,

Once were you precious, Diamond in rough,

Sparkling gem of the east,

Now you are nothing, just lost in the wasteland,

Long may you rest now in peace.

Long may you rest on in peace.

Christopher Dicker - MMVI

In Memory.

Posted

t's all about the Athlon, baby

Uhh, uh-huh, yeah

Uhh, uh-huh, yeah

It's all about the Athlons, baby

It's all about the Athlons, baby

It's all about the Athlons!

It's all about the Athlons!

(Yeah!!)

What y'all wanna do?

Wanna be hackers? Code crackers? Slackers

Wastin' time with all the MySpace yakkers?

9 to 5, chillin' at Apple?

Workin' at a desktop with that dumb little OS?

Yeah, payin' the bills with my mad programming skills

DBANing my hard drive for thrills

I got me a Terabyte of ram!

I never feed trolls and I don't get spam

Installed a OC192 line in my house

Always at my PC, double-clickin' on my mizouse

Upgrade my system at 42 times a day

I'm strictly plug-and-play, Im afraid of 2038

I'm down with Linus Torvalds, I call him Tux for short

I phone him up at home and I make him do my tech support

...

Posted
Swollen with liquid

Ready to burst

A load of my lymph

Will quench this dead body's thirst

One month in the grave

twisted and half decayed

She turned a putrid yellow

I pissed in her maggot filled asshole

Fucking the rotting

My semen is bleeding

The smell of decay

Seeps from her genital cavity

The smell was unbearable

As I unburied her

I cum blood from my erection

I feel it run

down her throat, swallow

Eyes glassy and vacant

body dug up to play with

Skin greasy and naked

tounguing her rotted anus

I need a live woman

to fill with my fluid

A delicate girl, to mutilate, fuck and kill

her body exceptional

she thought I was normal

but I wanted more

I came blood inside of her

chocking on the clot

gagging on the snot

gushing blood, from her mouth

bloody gel leaking out

Body buried in a shallow grave

Unmarked for none to find

The sickness I have left behind

Undetected go my crimes

The greatest thrill of my life

To slit my own cock with a knife

Violent, climax

Serging serum

on my skin

Back from the dead

I am resurrected

to spew, putrefaction

yummy lyrics

any one seen the eel porno? :roll: its icky :(

Posted

On the morning of the day of the Apocalypse Willy woke up and made himself bacon and eggs and rye toast

He didn't usually eat bacon, but since today was such a special day, the last day of planet earth, he figured why not.

Like most people these days, he had a hard time keeping his food down, but that didn't stop Willy from eating. He enjoyed food to much.

Willy went outside, he loved to breathe fresh air, but he went outside anyway.

He decided to head across the street and visit his good friend Bob.

When Willy got to Bob's house, he found that Bob, in utter despair, had shot himself in the head,

"Some people have no patience whatsoever" Willy proclaimed, "Well, I'm not going to kill myself. I'm sticking it out. Today's a special day. The last day of planet Earth and I'm going to enjoy myself. Maybe today I won't go to the health spa. Maybe I'll just stay here and drink all of Bob's beer. Or maybe when Bob's wife comes home, I'll take her out dancing. Yeah, that's it: Dancing! I'm going home to get changed."

Willy raced out the door into the street, not noticing the runaway steamroller that flattened him into a pancake in less that one second.

The World would have to end without Willy

Posted

That's King Missile. They rule.

Here's another one:

So then I got this idea about driving a cheesecake truck, cuz I figured at the end of the day, I could take some of the leftover cheesecakes home. And I love cheesecake.

So I went to the cheesecake company and they asked me if I could drive a truck and I said yes, and they said 'You're hired!'

So the next day I got in the truck with all the cheesecakes and I drove about a block and I just had to have a cheesecake so I pulled over and opened the truck and I got a cheesecake, and I also took one for later, and I took one for my friend Farmboy, and I took one to bring home, and by that time I had eaten one of the cheesecakes so I took another one.

Then I figured I might as well stop at my house to drop off all the cheesecakes, so I take five cakes to eat on the way, and I drive another block and a half to my house.

Now it's lunch time so I eat ten cheesecakes, and a cheesecake for dessert.

I should point out, by the way, that all of these cheesecakes were very delicious.

Anyway, I decided that the only thing to do would be to eat all the rest of the cheesecakes and hide the truck somewhere and leave town.

And I miss everybody a lot but I'm not really sorry because they were very delicious cheesecakes.

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