brian_dnfr Posted December 31, 2009 Share Posted December 31, 2009 Dear *.* I would like to share a story with you about a very embarrassing incident in my past. Always a geek or nerd I had a limited understanding of the perils of congested prostate or vasocongestion. Hm thats not in the API or App Kit. I found myself in the ER with extreme pain in my lower extremities. This was after Christmas dinner with my how new 25 year old japanese girl friend. I thought I was dying. The pain was excruciating. The cause was totally hilarious in retrospect. The hospital staff, the nurses, the doctors, my mom and girlfriend are all there. Long story short. I always thought that my uncle was just being a jerk when he would start talking about sex and sexual situations. In retrospect I can see that he was really trying to warn me of the deep dark peril ............ of congested prostate or vasocongestion. Today with the explosion of technology and internet porno Americans are still one of the most repressed groups on the planet. For young men and women in other countries in Europe a clear understanding of congested prostate is a given. In Japan talking about masturbation is totally acceptable, Why? Because if you don't understand how your body works things can get really fowled up and goofy. So watch this next clip for the real and important message hidden under all of the blue humor. And this clip for a more in depth discussion and when he says 17 year old it could easily mean 27 or 37. Information should be freely expressed ... like health care... and love :-) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue_balls This type of thing never seems appropriate in American conversation. Though it would ease a lot of suffering. That incident was probably one of my funniest and most embarrassing after the fact. Right up there next to the motorcycle that broke down in front of the Valley View camp in Wisconsin on my way to Sturgis in a few summers ago. They were having a car show. Lots of motorheads and lots of tools. I had to take a leap of faith and everything worked out OK. Life is about those crazy moments that we look back and laugh about. Not that sitting in the house in front of screen is a bad thing. Just not so memorable. not -e # # Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
charm_quark Posted December 31, 2009 Share Posted December 31, 2009 sad for you mate! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueWyvern Posted December 31, 2009 Share Posted December 31, 2009 what about this topic was a question again? don't get me wrong the first video was funny... thanks for sharing but seriously pick the right forum next time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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