Darren Kitchen Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 I'll try to keep em all in one thread, else I get as spammy as someone we know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garda Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 HAHA, the perfect justice for spammers /me predicts a significant decrease in the volume of spam posts from somebody with a little blue avatar in the future Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaun Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 Ah, nice to see the noob spikes are elevtrically heated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stingwray Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 Does this model run the fat off the noob to make it a more healthier alternative? I'm on bit of a noob diet at the moment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darren Kitchen Posted June 14, 2006 Author Share Posted June 14, 2006 Ah, nice to see the noob spikes are elevtrically heated. Even leeter than electrically Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaun Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 Does this model run the fat off the noob to make it a more healthier alternative? I'm on bit of a noob diet at the moment. And does it come with the endorsement of a former boxing champion? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darren Kitchen Posted June 14, 2006 Author Share Posted June 14, 2006 Does this model run the fat off the noob to make it a more healthier alternative? I'm on bit of a noob diet at the moment. It does, but it's not the most efficient. There is another model coming out later that might be to your liking. But keep in mind that the RS-232 interface connects to your compy 386 and integrates with the "Better Noob and Garden" cooking and nutrition software (now available on 5.25")! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stingwray Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 I keep finding my noob escapes before I can squash my noob under the elevtrically heated spikes. Will there be an in-built firewall in the next model or an update that will prevent my noobs from escaping? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darren Kitchen Posted June 14, 2006 Author Share Posted June 14, 2006 I keep finding my noob escapes before I can squash my noob under the elevtrically heated spikes. Will there be an in-built firewall in the next model or an update that will prevent my noobs from escaping? If your noob is escaping you may want to look into something more powerful and enclosed. Like: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garda Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Darren, can i worship you as a rolemodel/mentor/idol etc etc I'm supposed to be studying right now. but stuff that, line integrals and vector functions aren't as important as catching the latest in the range of n00b busting products from Microshaft Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darren Kitchen Posted June 14, 2006 Author Share Posted June 14, 2006 noob busting is a tough job, but someones gotta do it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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cooper Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 "radation technology"? Is that to make your noob more rad? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darren Kitchen Posted June 14, 2006 Author Share Posted June 14, 2006 "radation technology"? Is that to make your noob more rad? Yes! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sparda Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 I would say it's more like a wireless cooker! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darren Kitchen Posted June 14, 2006 Author Share Posted June 14, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manuel Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 You should so do a few sketches about these products. With your hyperactive, I can just hear it all now. Have all of teh products endoresed by a real n00b. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spektormax Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 y does dulues get all the noobs ship lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darren Kitchen Posted June 14, 2006 Author Share Posted June 14, 2006 y does dulues get all the noobs ship lol Because Duelus is a Microshaft Certified Noob®. And only Microshaft Certified Noobs® are fully compatible and guaranteed to work with Microshaft's new line of noob gear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gbjazzman Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 Do you void your warantee if you use a non-Microshaft certified noob? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spektormax Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 are microshaft cirtifeid noobs really branded on the back wit a giant N for noob.... (this noob comeswith contract of authentic n00bosity ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darren Kitchen Posted June 14, 2006 Author Share Posted June 14, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spektormax Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 does it come in noob blood color? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZeR0BuG Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 Darren, do you have a thing against the Blue toy things (their name escapes me)? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stingwray Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 Darren, do you have a thing against the Blue toy things (their name escapes me)? It Duelus's Avatar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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