Microshaft's new line of products

[Darren Kitchen]

I'll try to keep em all in one thread, else I get as spammy as someone we know.

[Garda]

HAHA, the perfect justice for spammers

/me predicts a significant decrease in the volume of spam posts from somebody with a little blue avatar in the future

[Shaun]

Ah, nice to see the noob spikes are elevtrically heated.

[stingwray]

Does this model run the fat off the noob to make it a more healthier alternative? I'm on bit of a noob diet at the moment.

[Darren Kitchen]

Ah, nice to see the noob spikes are elevtrically heated.

Even leeter than electrically

[Shaun]

Does this model run the fat off the noob to make it a more healthier alternative? I'm on bit of a noob diet at the moment.

And does it come with the endorsement of a former boxing champion?

[Darren Kitchen]

Does this model run the fat off the noob to make it a more healthier alternative? I'm on bit of a noob diet at the moment.

It does, but it's not the most efficient. There is another model coming out later that might be to your liking.

But keep in mind that the RS-232 interface connects to your compy 386 and integrates with the "Better Noob and Garden" cooking and nutrition software (now available on 5.25")!

[stingwray]

I keep finding my noob escapes before I can squash my noob under the elevtrically heated spikes. Will there be an in-built firewall in the next model or an update that will prevent my noobs from escaping?

[Darren Kitchen]

I keep finding my noob escapes before I can squash my noob under the elevtrically heated spikes. Will there be an in-built firewall in the next model or an update that will prevent my noobs from escaping?

If your noob is escaping you may want to look into something more powerful and enclosed. Like:

[Garda]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Darren, can i worship you as a rolemodel/mentor/idol etc etc

I'm supposed to be studying right now.

but stuff that, line integrals and vector functions aren't as important as catching the latest in the range of n00b busting products from Microshaft

[Darren Kitchen]

noob busting is a tough job, but someones gotta do it.

[Darren Kitchen]

[cooper]

"radation technology"? Is that to make your noob more rad?

[Darren Kitchen]

"radation technology"? Is that to make your noob more rad?

Yes!

[Sparda]

I would say it's more like a wireless cooker!

[Darren Kitchen]

[manuel]

You should so do a few sketches about these products. With your hyperactive, I can just hear it all now.

Have all of teh products endoresed by a real n00b.

[spektormax]

y does dulues get all the noobs ship lol

[Darren Kitchen]

y does dulues get all the noobs ship lol

Because Duelus is a Microshaft Certified Noob®. And only Microshaft Certified Noobs® are fully compatible and guaranteed to work with Microshaft's new line of noob gear.

[gbjazzman]

Do you void your warantee if you use a non-Microshaft certified noob?

[spektormax]

are microshaft cirtifeid noobs really branded on the back wit a giant N for noob.... (this noob comeswith contract of authentic n00bosity )

[Darren Kitchen]

[spektormax]

does it come in noob blood color?

[ZeR0BuG]

Darren, do you have a thing against the Blue toy things (their name escapes me)?

[stingwray]

Darren, do you have a thing against the Blue toy things (their name escapes me)?

It Duelus's Avatar.