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when did kainchick go nuts?

Some say at birth.

Others claim kindergarten.

Osama Bin Laden says it was when the infidels corrupted her mind.

George Bush prefers the theory that God for some reason intervened to get her this way, but that doesn't make it right of course.

Jeb Bush doesn't care as long as she ends up on his electric chair.

David Letterman thinks she's still got some ways to go.

Charles Manson mumbled somethiing about a butterfly (like he ever made sense).

Condolleeza Rice felt she was just _perfect_ for active duty in Iraq (something about "cannon fodder"?)

Colin Powell never wanted to have her in the army in the first place.

Bill Clinton vigorously addressed the nation, pointing out that he did NOT have sexual relations with that woman, and that those who claimed he did are as nuts as she is.

Oprah Winfrey publicly came out in support for her, and hoped she'd find her marbles soon.

K.D. Lang said she never lost them in the first place, and something about her being a 'hottie'.

TomB never imagined anybody without nuts could go nuts.

Melodic likes 'em that way, and hopes she goes even nutter. Maybe a little more Emo too so she won't cramp his style.

Duelus wanted to comment, but his mac and cheese turned out to be not so good and he was too busy puking his guts out.

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when did kainchick go nuts?

Some say at birth.

Others claim kindergarten.

Osama Bin Laden says it was when the infidels corrupted her mind.

George Bush prefers the theory that God for some reason intervened to get her this way, but that doesn't make it right of course.

Jeb Bush doesn't care as long as she ends up on his electric chair.

David Letterman thinks she's still got some ways to go.

Charles Manson mumbled somethiing about a butterfly (like he ever made sense).

Condolleeza Rice felt she was just _perfect_ for active duty in Iraq (something about "cannon fodder"?)

Colin Powell never wanted to have her in the army in the first place.

Bill Clinton vigorously addressed the nation, pointing out that he did NOT have sexual relations with that woman, and that those who claimed he did are as nuts as she is.

Oprah Winfrey publicly came out in support for her, and hoped she'd find her marbles soon.

K.D. Lang said she never lost them in the first place, and something about her being a 'hottie'.

TomB never imagined anybody without nuts could go nuts.

Melodic likes 'em that way, and hopes she goes even nutter. Maybe a little more Emo too so she won't cramp his style.

Duelus wanted to comment, but his mac and cheese turned out to be not so good and he was too busy puking his guts out.

This post had me litterlay lol'ing for some time...

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when did kainchick go nuts?

Some say at birth.

Others claim kindergarten.

Osama Bin Laden says it was when the infidels corrupted her mind.

George Bush prefers the theory that God for some reason intervened to get her this way, but that doesn't make it right of course.

Jeb Bush doesn't care as long as she ends up on his electric chair.

David Letterman thinks she's still got some ways to go.

Charles Manson mumbled somethiing about a butterfly (like he ever made sense).

Condolleeza Rice felt she was just _perfect_ for active duty in Iraq (something about "cannon fodder"?)

Colin Powell never wanted to have her in the army in the first place.

Bill Clinton vigorously addressed the nation, pointing out that he did NOT have sexual relations with that woman, and that those who claimed he did are as nuts as she is.

Oprah Winfrey publicly came out in support for her, and hoped she'd find her marbles soon.

K.D. Lang said she never lost them in the first place, and something about her being a 'hottie'.

TomB never imagined anybody without nuts could go nuts.

Melodic likes 'em that way, and hopes she goes even nutter. Maybe a little more Emo too so she won't cramp his style.

Duelus wanted to comment, but his mac and cheese turned out to be not so good and he was too busy puking his guts out.

Wow. I'm gonna ask the admin if he can hook you up with a forum comedian tag. Damn. Nice.

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you know what the crazy thing is? I've seen a picture of Duelus on the pics of yourself thread, but whenever I see his posts and that crazy blue fuzzy thing, I really truly believe that duelus is a retarded blue fuzzy thing sitting behind a keyboard somewhere on the internet. Strange eh?

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