Okay, I ditched Apache for now. tonight, I found Abyss, and got serious in that. I have it running ff of one of my boxes. I found out that my ISP was blocking Port 80 output, so I re-routed to 8080, and it cleaned up well. I don't know if Apache has configuration of the output port, but I will check on another box later. If so, I'll move it to there. So, here is what I have
http://oodlesofpoodles.kicks-ass.net:8080
Now I can rest easy.
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