That's right folks - personalised art just for your hacks, e-grafitti and defacings!
At a low low price of $199.99 per image, we can send you a mutated picture of the logo orimage that represents the site you're hacking!
So remember, when you're tearing in to that next website, don't forget to call our dedicated 24/7 hotline on:
1800-555-VAKO!
Image may or may not be related to you, your site or the site you are hacking. Images may be in monochrome unless you surrender your pet ferret and give me back that tire-inflator you borrowed last year. Products may not be safe for human consumption, use as a frisbee or to hold up tables with odd shaped legs. You may lose your home if you do not keep up repayments and there is a minor risk we'll take it anyways. Arrest is not unusual as a result of defacing websites, so you never met us, we don't know who you are and we've never heard of your friend either. Thank you, good night.