Well you see, the thing is, I blatantly made the post seem malicious. As you said, only an idiot would ask how to, say, rob a bank and then say afterword "Just curious, not like I'm going to use this information for a heist"
I honestly didn't expect anyone here to truthfully tell me how to crack another person's ip on a server. This site is, quite obviously, a hacker website and not a cracker website. I was merely humoring myself and wanted to see what the responses would be. Jokes on you, thanks for the reply. : D