Tuna in a can. Thats what got me through season one. Stupid expensive bandwidth. Need an Internet truck...
What Mr. Stevens? It's not a truck?
Damnit.
Anyway one of my fav recipies is Tuna Noodle Casserole
http://www.cooks.com/rec/search/0,1-0,tuna...sserole,FF.html
Too bad I havent been able to make it in over a year. You see, when Wess moved in with me, the first night, he decided to start a kitchen fire.
See, I got a call from Wess one night saying "Hey think I could crash with you for a while" and I said "no problemo dude, we're always buds, totally welcome here. I'll leave the back door unlocked for you, come in any time"
And he did. At like 3:30 in the morning.
And he decided it would be a good idea to make a frozen pizza.
Rewind just a day or two:
We just had an awesome cocktail party at hak5 studios (it wasnt actually called hak5 studios then, it was called, um, Darren's apartment). Anyway we had a cocktail party and it was awesome. And at the end of the night after all the chix0rz left the guys thought it would be nice to help me clean up.
So glasses made their way to the dishwasher, passed out people made their way to the sidewalk, and for some reason, someone cleaning the kitchen decided it would be a good idea to put a plastic collender (thing you use to drain water from pasta) in the over. Why? Dunno, guess it was a good enough place to get it out of the way.
Fast forward back to Wess. He's hungry. It's 3:30 in the morning. I'm asleep. And Alli and him decide to make a pizza. So he pre-heats the oven like anyone would do.
But little did he know, the pastic collender was inside. About 5 minutes later I was waking up to the smoke alarms going off, and black smoke coming from my kitchen.
If Wess were telling the story he'd mention the part about me screaming like a little girl, but I'm leaving that part out.
so there I was, in bed, screaming like a manly man, when wess and alli bust in telling me to STFU.
Long story short (too late), Wess puts out the fire, saves a few kittens, and puts the Earth back into orbit, just in time for me to call him a farking n00b.
No hard feelings. anyway, that was a year ago. and I *still* dont have a working oven. Wess tried to clean it a while ago, but "hasnt gotten around to it" since then.
So if you see him on IRC, tell him Darren wants his oven back. It's Tuna Noodle Casserole time!