I am your glorious Hak5 overlord. Send me your packets!
Here's my boring third person bio:
Darren Kitchen is a self taught hacker in the old-school sense. Moving about “scenes” with a trusty 1200 baud modem, the kid cyberpunk found passion in journalism and videography. From phreak e-zines and short films in the 90’s to Systems Administration today, Darren now Hosts and Produces the show Hak5.