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[Introduce yourself]

Hello

Im motocondria A.K.A. Melo A.K.A m0t0condria

Where to start?

Male (is it me or there are really not much females around here?)

Portuguese

White european

Accent: thank god my keyboard doesnt type accents...

35 years old and counting

Married with children

Going to the plump/beer bellyed side of the force

Started of on the spectrum, on to the IBM PS1 and so on.

Favorite books: all from JRRTolkien

Favorite OS: anything that doesnt give me BSOD ( and FYI fedora does some nasty ones too)

Ocupation: Running like hell giving support to users who cant find the windows key, building custom pcs and small servers, troubleshooting (yes, usershooting is illegal in Portugal, so i just shoot troubles), VoIP and general network building and maintenance.

Favorite TV Show: IT Crowd (Just the thought of an automatic answering machine that asks users "Have you tried turning it off and on again?" makes me go hmmmmmm )

Favorite programming language? google ctrl+c ctrl+v, shell script and batch (yes i really mean batch and not bash)

Worst enemy: vicious cable pulling elderly cleaning ladies

Discovered HAK5 by chance, never missed an episode since.