Im motocondria A.K.A. Melo A.K.A m0t0condria
Where to start?
Male (is it me or there are really not much females around here?)
Accent: thank god my keyboard doesnt type accents...
35 years old and counting
Married with children
Going to the plump/beer bellyed side of the force
Started of on the spectrum, on to the IBM PS1 and so on.
Favorite books: all from JRRTolkien
Favorite OS: anything that doesnt give me BSOD ( and FYI fedora does some nasty ones too)
Ocupation: Running like hell giving support to users who cant find the windows key, building custom pcs and small servers, troubleshooting (yes, usershooting is illegal in Portugal, so i just shoot troubles), VoIP and general network building and maintenance.
Favorite TV Show: IT Crowd (Just the thought of an automatic answering machine that asks users "Have you tried turning it off and on again?" makes me go hmmmmmm )
Favorite programming language? google ctrl+c ctrl+v, shell script and batch (yes i really mean batch and not bash)
Worst enemy: vicious cable pulling elderly cleaning ladies
Discovered HAK5 by chance, never missed an episode since.